Adopt-A-Familiar

Adopt A Familiar—a tiny magical companion just waiting to match your energy, mood, or glorious disaster vibes.

Choose from 9 delightfully witchy familiars (think Dumpster Fire, Highland Coo, Frog, Owl, and more), or roll the sacred D10 to let fate assign your match. Each adoption includes:

• A beautifully printed card with your familiar’s name

• A snarky, spirited description of their magical purpose

• Cheeky care instructions (because even a dumpster fire needs love)

• Optional physical keepsakes depending on your chosen tier

✨ Whether you’re a seasoned spell-slinger or just manifesting your next tea buddy, your familiar is here to haunt, help, and mildly judge you.