Failure TACO Tee - Unisex
Failure TACO Tee - Unisex
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🌮🔥 Five Stars for This Spicy Political Statement Tee 🔥🌮
Listen, if you know, you know. This shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a wearable classified document (but, like, not one you'd hide in a Mar-a-Lago bathroom).
At first glance, it’s a taco. But lean in, and you’ll see the truth—Trump Always Chickens Out— what could only be described as a symbol of a crumbling regime held together by cheap shell games and sour cream-grade corruption. It's satire you can wear. It’s a protest in cotton.
The symbolism? Chef’s kiss. A taco, once a proud icon of joy and sustenance, now representing how badly things can be bungled when narcissism, fascism, and ignorance are the main ingredients. It’s like someone tried to build a wall to keep out immigrants......er, seasoning.
I wore this shirt to brunch and got nods from three fellow travelers, one side-eye from a guy in a red hat, and a thumbs-up from the waitress who whispered, “Thank you.” Coincidence? I think not.
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If you’re ready to throw some not-so-subtle shade at the orange overlord and his sad little band of constitutional cosplayers, this is the shirt for you. Wrap yourself in resistance, and remember: just because it looks like a taco doesn’t mean it’s not a truth bomb.
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| Â | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.50 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.12 | 7.63 | 8.13 | 8.63 | 9.13 | 9.63 | 10.13 | 10.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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Elevate your casual wardrobe with this Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt. Crafted from a soft blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester, this tee offers a luxurious feel while maintaining durability. Its classic fit and light fabric make it perfect for everyday wear, whether you're lounging at home or out with friends. The playful and humorous designs on the front and back create a light-hearted vibe, making it an ideal conversation starter. Perfect for gifting on occasions like birthdays, graduations, or just to brighten someone's day, this T-shirt resonates with anyone who enjoys a humorous twist to their style. Celebrate the little victories and shared laughs with this unique piece during casual outings or gatherings.
Product features
- 1x1 ribbed collar for a perfect fit
- Self-fabric shoulder tape for clean lines
- Soft fabric blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Lightweight fabric weighing only 4.3 oz/yd²
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
